Open letter, to the Freshwater, Chlorine-resistant shark that lives in the bowels of the Gill Park pool:
Dear creature,
Could you please not pay attention to the fact that I am the only one in the pool?Also, if you could not pay attention to the fact that there is an apparent problem with my stroke that causes to me whack myself in the back of my head with my left arm. I know, it makes me look crippled. Also, ignore the laziness with which I am swimming. Oh, look: you can eat that pasty creature that just swam across my lane to get to an open lane. Yes, that rude being over there in the ugly swim shorts. Eat him instead. He might have more body fat than me.
Most Sincerely,
Miss Midwesterly
45:14
35 laps
8:40-9:25 PM
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